Here it is, the 4th Annual Christmas Wish List, 100 items for those of you who aren't quite sure what to put under my tree or stuff into my stocking come Christmas Eve. I know how tough it is to shop, so just print this and take it with you as you hit the malls and department stores all over the world.
My gift to you? What the heck - isn't my saving your precious shopping time by creating this handy guide better than anything I could actually purchase for you?

Do know, I always buy gifts for those who gift me. It is this retail distribution system that keeps our economic system alive and well. Perhaps by buying me a gift you will help end the recession and create more jobs for this country.
Being the patriot that you are, you owe it to yourself to get out to the mall immediately and start purchasing as many of these gifts as possible.
Right now, one (or more) of you may be saying out loud to yourself (and by self, I mean me), "I don't live in the United States, nor do I celebrate Christmas, so why should I by you (and by you, I mean of course "me") anything for Christmas?"
Let me remind you that this is a Global Recession and you still owe it to yourself and to your world, if I may say so, to get out and go shopping. Do it now!
Happy Holidays, and here's to successful shopping! My warmest regards to you and yours this holiday season.
Best,
Mike "Santa" Canter
001. LG 50" LED flat screen TV.
002. A week in Miami at the Trump Sonesta Sunny Isles with my buds.

003. The Guns Of August by Barbara Tuchman (author)
004. An Andrew Marc black leather jacket
005. A Chicago style smorgasbord, replete with Gino's East Pizza, Al's Italian Beef, Breaded Steak from Ricobenes with cheese & hot peppers, Peppos Subs (large #4 please), steak burritos from El Farol, a steak dinner at Wildfire Grill and Eli's Cheesecake and Rainbow Cones for dessert. Oh, and... of course 312 Beer from Goose Island Brewery.
006. Gift card for Maggiano's or Capital Grille
007. The DVD "Thirteen Days"
008. Banana Republic gift card
009. Bose Companion 2 Series II multimedia speaker system
010. Kate Beckinsale

011. Abba's Greatest Hits CD
012. Chicago Bears Zipper Hoodie
013. Blanton's Single Barrel Bourbon
014. Steely Dan Box Set
015. "Sons Of Anarchy" Season 1 DVD Collection
016. Dean & DeLuca gift cards
017. Bruce Springsteen CD "Born To Run"

018. "Land Of The Lost" DVD
019. 5 lb. bag of Sour Punch Twists
020. A Case of Corona and a half-dozen limes
021. DVD of the movie "Singles"
022. The Original Curse: Did The Chicago Cubs Throw The 1918 World Series (author Sean Deveany)
023. "The Sopranos" Entire Series Box Set
024. A lap dance from Sofia Vergara (extra time too!)

025. Pink Floyd "The Wall" DVD
026. The Infiniti G37 Sport 6MT
027. The Movado Master Wristwatch
028. Armani Code Cologne
029. The Heineken Beertender
030. Zegna Colonia cologne by Zegna
031. "The Last Waltz" DVD
032. Romantic weekend for two at The Bryant Park Hotel in NYC
033. A gift card from www.fredperry.com
034. A Gucci watch, black, sans ANY numerals
035. The new "Star Trek" DVD
036. Miles Davis "Kind Of Blue" CD

037. Calphalon Cookware
038. Palermo 28-Bottle Floor Standing Wine Rack
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039. Grateful Dead Dick's Picks CDs, any volume
040. Ikea Gift Card
041. A Pannini grill
042. Gucci cologne by Gucci
043. A sterling money clip
044. The Verizon Droid
045. Eddie Bauer gift card
046. Guess Pedestrian brown denim jacket
047. Dsquared-2 Wide-leg, “Gene Kelly” pant. Size 33 L
048. Gap boxers size M (no crazy prints or patterns)

049. Brooks Brothers terry cloth bath robe
050. A magazine without subscription postcards that fall out while turning the pages
051. A.P.C. Sneakers size 11
052. A Backgammon set
053. Target gift card
054. Wool pea coat by Marc Jacobs size 44L
055. Sonicare Essence e5500 Power Toothbrush
056. A coffee can filled with dimes
057. Ron Rivera for the Chicago Bears head coach - STAT!

058. A warm, fresh bag of caramel corn from Garrett's in Chicago
059. A 12-pack of Dale's Pale Ale Beer from Colorado

060. Eddie Bauer Down & Fleece Throw
061. Stubb's BBQ Legendary Combo
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062. Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry (author)
063. Wall & Piece by Bansky (author/photographer/artist)
064. Burt's Bees Men's Natural Grooming Kit
065. Trader Joe's gift card
066. Hungry Hungry Hippos

067. An outdoor grill. The Coleman Road Trip LXE
068. An indoor grill. The Ariete SteakHouse
069. A cashmere V-neck sweater
070. A subscription to Sports Illustrated Magazine
071. ON XRT - Live From the Archives, Volume 11
072. Ski Jacket
073. The Complete Hank Williams Sr. [BOX SET]
074. An Audi Quattro A5 Coupe

075. DVD of the movie "Beautiful Girls"
076. DVD of the movie "Tombstone"
077. New York Yankees Authentic 1951 Mickey Mantle Home Jersey by Mitchell & Ness
078. Cinnamon Frosted Pop-Tarts
079. A cool winter wool cap
080. Gummi Bears (of course)
081. American Eagle Relaxed Fit Bootcut Jeans size 32x34
082. Fossil Rowan Argyle Sweater size XL (to go with item 46)


083. Eddie Bauer Long-Sleeve Yarn-Dyed Thermal Crew size XL
084. Levis Denim Jacket & White Levis Zipper Hoodie
085. Nikon Coolpix L20 10MP Digital Camera
086. Chicago Cubs 1969 Chronicle Franchise Cap
087. Bruce Springsteen Live 1975-1985 CD Collection

088. A case of Ruffles potato chips and lotsa French Onion dip
089. A $100 bill or as many as you'd like to give
090. A shoebox full of quarters
091. Boxing gloves
092. A Pottery Barn Chenille Throw
093. An area rug for my living room, earth tones
094. Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream
095. Seasons 1 & 2 of The Chapelle Show on DVD
096. Crate & Barrel gift card
097. The Old Man & The Sea by Ernest Hemingway (author)

098. DVD: The John Belushi Collection: Animal House/1941/The Blues Brothers
099. Argyle Sweater 2010 Desk Calendar
100. Walter Payton - #34 Eqt Jersey

















